…and other jokes.
You ever have like a sticky piece of tape or price tag that gets stuck on your sock?
Then you go to put your shoe or slipper on, and as soon as you feel it you think, “SPIDER!”
And then, proceed to jerk your foot out of your shoe so fast you hit yourself in the face with your own knee, or knock over the table that your knee just happened to be under.
Then, with great relief, you see the sticker and pluck it off your sock, and think…
“Those poor bastards in Australia.”
more jokes to come